To Do
- Shoot self if server is hacked again by Korean Gamers
- Prepare for a brazillion library instruction sessions over next 28 days
- See if broken capillaries can be zapped by using the German’s bacteria electrocution kit
- Figure out how to load those frickin’ images on D2L!
- Throw out black t-shirt worn today that is shredding before my eyes
- Figure out how to submerge body into a vat of Vaseline during dry winter months
- Investigate “Stuff” magazine to determine why their cover girl can kick my cover girl’s ass
- Reorganize office drawers and throw out old crackers
- Get excited about 19th century Chinese locking cabinet (in Chicago) that L got me as a gift
- Feel happy that my weekly drink outings have cured me of colds this year
- Try to understand why D likes to spontaneously flash his ass
- Work on porn poetry/gonzo script using technology terms
- Prepare for Madison conference without hyperventilating
- Make sure there is plenty of booze at the Librarian conference
- Start a www.rateyourlibrarian.com web site
- Figure out how to stop the comforter from sliding off the bed every night
- Read more about why Lance broke up with Sheryl
- Write book review (and read book first)
- Try to pepper current uninteresting vocabulary with catchy Russian phrases to impress people
- Be conscious of appropriate nodding with wrinkled brow when people are discussing serious issues so I look absorbed and interested