What I’m doing right now…

- Eating Jujyfruits (leaving the green and black ones for a later time when I’m really desperate)
- Baking a carrot cake
- Reading about the origins of the Harvey Wallbanger (and wishing my name was Harvey Wallbanger or Brandy Alexander)
- Wondering why ANYONE in their right mind would ever eat a Goober sandwich (not actual Goobers on bread, but that vile peanut butter/grape-drink jelly striped shit in a jar)
- Checking out those controversial Brazilian yogurt ads
- Marveling at William Sledd’s sudden cyberfame from his “Ask a gay man” series on YouTube
- Contemplating wearing a Kaftan tomorrow for party
- Feeling my cramps – again
- Looking forward to Notorious Lors visiting me next week (Sunday to be exact!!!)
- Pretending the kitchen is clean
- Listening to the German snore with “Malcolm in the Middle” on in the background
- Thinking about all the sex references I heard today
- Reflecting on the smooth launch of the swift boat with the help of A & M (and the German of course)
- Wanting to direct a YouTube video with some of the peeps
- Considering PSM’s suggestion to write a trenchant critical commentary on Second Life or a feminist critique of lethal intimate partner violence as manifested in two recent high profile deaths. The former is more my bag.
- Digging Alan Alda still after all these years
- Wishing I could plunk on my bed and fall fast asleep, but must stay awake for that damn carrot cake (that rhymes!)

Discovery of the day...

My first gray pubic hair. Mmm-hmm. I pulled that sucker out faster than you can say shit. Did Judy Blume write about this? How do I get through this one? Judy, if you're reading this, START CRACKING THAT KEYBOARD OF YOURS AND WRITE ABOUT GRAY PUBES! We're past menstruation and masturbation. Man alive.

Hygiene wet turban needless wash

Translations can be pretty funny. More on the PRC later. Too tired now (17 hours in the air time - man alive).