What I’m doing right now…

- Eating Jujyfruits (leaving the green and black ones for a later time when I’m really desperate)
- Baking a carrot cake
- Reading about the origins of the Harvey Wallbanger (and wishing my name was Harvey Wallbanger or Brandy Alexander)
- Wondering why ANYONE in their right mind would ever eat a Goober sandwich (not actual Goobers on bread, but that vile peanut butter/grape-drink jelly striped shit in a jar)
- Checking out those controversial Brazilian yogurt ads
- Marveling at William Sledd’s sudden cyberfame from his “Ask a gay man” series on YouTube
- Contemplating wearing a Kaftan tomorrow for party
- Feeling my cramps – again
- Looking forward to Notorious Lors visiting me next week (Sunday to be exact!!!)
- Pretending the kitchen is clean
- Listening to the German snore with “Malcolm in the Middle” on in the background
- Thinking about all the sex references I heard today
- Reflecting on the smooth launch of the swift boat with the help of A & M (and the German of course)
- Wanting to direct a YouTube video with some of the peeps
- Considering PSM’s suggestion to write a trenchant critical commentary on Second Life or a feminist critique of lethal intimate partner violence as manifested in two recent high profile deaths. The former is more my bag.
- Digging Alan Alda still after all these years
- Wishing I could plunk on my bed and fall fast asleep, but must stay awake for that damn carrot cake (that rhymes!)