SpongeBob-No”PineappleChopPot”Pants

My “prolific prose” (I’m LOL, too) is tanked, so it’s back to the list:

- The Crucifixion of Peeps and Bunny
- Fun Easter brunch gathering (sad that I didn’t invite PSM, J and Tortuga because I thought they were in MN. Don’t hate me!)
- A’s announcement that she’s too poor to even find a lover (the least of her problems, frankly)
- “Freaks” the movie (1932 – rather freaky)
- Crazy senior volunteers at the voting place drooling and yelling
- Boob injury due to underwire from bra “getting loose” and puncturing my skin while teaching – blood
- PSM looking for a nemesis (I totally want one, too!!!). Will look into taking ad out in paper.
- M makes the front page of the Marshfield newspaper (rock on!)
- Doris behaves badly
- My continued love and admiration for Alan Alda (both young and old)
- Biggy Small groovin’ overload
- Scariest hair ever at the “Italian” joint
- Ps getting ready to move here – permanently (gulp…freaking out)
- Fun surprise party for L given by H (food & wine were scrumptious). B and I were “married” for 15 minutes – now she’s expecting alimony. Geez!
- Wondering why all small tourist towns have fudge shops
- Frickin’ asshole(s) stealing my debit card number ($2,000 smackeroos) and charging $42 AT THE IN-N-OUT BURGER 6 TIMES IN ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck???? I’m willing to pay for the plasma TV, but no way in hell with the multiple burgers.
- Fun afternoon with Bridge Mix at the arts thing, dance thing and lunch
- Serious headache listening to the German trying to speak Chinese – late at night in bed with his walkman. Man alive.
- Freaking out about big PRC trip (too much to do beforehand)
- A night of too much drinking, smelling people’s armpits, and talking about Phyllis Diller (?)
- Weird stuffed duck, pillow, fake flower and skull art at the art show – what?