Sir Mix-a-Lot loves buttocks
Dedicated to the Guu's Posse, PSM, and my poor choice in music. Keep it real!
"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so...
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back."
posted by BibFash at 9:12 PM
2 Comments:
Whaddya mean "poor choice in music"? Big butts rule! (Plus my muzack collection mirrors yours.
OK, Lisa Lisa (and?) the Cult Jam is not a high point...but I have a Billy Idol LP lying around somewhere. He was cute in concert, though.
Hey, maybe we could dedicate a column to the most heinous song of all time? I still think Paul Anka's "You're Havin' my Baby" would win that dubious award, followed closely by "Baby, Baby, Don't Get Hooked on Me."
You know I'll just use you and set you free,
Shatty Shat.
1/23/2007
I don't think it's such a good idea that I know all of these lyrics. I may have said at one point that TH must cover this song. Damned if this idea doesn't appeal to me. I think I'm getting a little confused about our direction...
1/23/2007
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