What the fuck?
Man, my ratings have plummeted to an all new low.
How the fuck can I go from 24 comments, to 10, to 7, then to 2, to 1 and 1 again? QUE PASA? That's it. I've had it. With the exception of a few frequent fliers (o/n, PSM, Shatshat, and occasionally others), it's just not happening. So, I guess I'm the one that now needs advice. Should I go contest again? Send people prizes or cash? Beg? Beer? End blog? Make sausages? Make fudge (ok, I did that this morning)? Move back to Chicago? Migrate to YouTube? Get a ghost writer? Kill myself? Any suggestions?
Desperately seeking Susan.
posted by BibFash at 4:04 PM
7 Comments:
Your fan base is apparently very fickle... and since I am, I speak authoritatively on this.
We love you, don't stop. Although it would help if you sent some of that fudge my way...
4/19/2007
Yes, sorry for my lapse in commenting. I have no excuse save a nasty cold, a sour mood, and a paucity of witty things to say. But none of these things are a reflection on you blog, it rocks and I read it every week! I will step up from now on. -N
4/19/2007
Whew. For once I'm off the hook. BF, I think most of us obsessively read your blog, and those who don't post are probably afraid of looking like obsessed dorks. I apparently don't have that problem, which is really nice because I have a lot of other problems and I don't need more.
4/19/2007
Comments comments comments... you don't need no stinkin' comments!
Bulge in your pants or not, your worth is measured by your keen wit, fashion sense, and library know-how.
But if you use me as a stripper pole again, I'll comment every day!
--Fred
Oh... and... another give away would be great... Day-old underwear for anyone who can eat a whole pan of brownies.
4/19/2007
I LIVE for your blog. I am up at 6:40 today (pity the fool) and headin' to Madtown...guess what?? Your fine blog is the second place I went to (after stumbling to the toilet in a daze).
May I say that spring is a good ass time? May I say that I am feeling so much better than when it was ten fucking degrees a few weeks ago? May I use this platform to digress... in my typically tangental way???
OK. Back to you. You know you rock. YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU ROCK YOU RRRRRRROOOOOOCCCCKKKK!!
GOT IT????
PICK A PLACE...I want to treat you to dinner sometime. And maybe the German. And a few other fine folks who have put up w. my kvetchin' here.
Shatty SHAT.
4/20/2007
I want a blog that describes and/or soliticits suggested boating activities for the upcoming much touted and anticipated pontoon season. Are we going to be tubing? Fishing? Tanning? Grilling? Swimming? Boozing? Pissing (over the side)? Giving each other wedgies? Practicing our break-dancing moves on your piece of cardboard with Sir Mix-a-Lot on a boombox? Pretending to wave at other boaters while really flipping them off? And is all of this going to mean that you'll need to go to Chicago to get citified even more often?
4/22/2007
Truth is many blog readers just have short attention spans. Anything longer than about 10 lines means eyes glaze over and it requires a depth of thoughts most of us just don't have. I recommend adding more pictures to your blog, preferably of animals or zen psychadelic art. Wait, or of famous philosophers.
4/24/2007
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