Facebook is killing the blog
Not sure what the solution is, but I'll try to stop the other addiction and get back here.
Dedicated to fashionable librarians and other stuff
Not sure what the solution is, but I'll try to stop the other addiction and get back here.
No time for a big narrative, but here are some little noshy updates:
Weezy and 50 Cent are still at it – Hip Hop beefs continue!
Won ugly sweater contest (or as the German calls it, the “dirty” sweater contest). I think I did a good job pulling off the whole Christopher Banks (hideous hideous hideous mall store)/Dynasty look with my animal/dollhead embellished sweater and side pony with big bangs. J didn’t even recognize me and she walked by me TWICE! I was also a judge. And I voted for myself. I guess you’d call that kickin’ it old Chicago skool style.
Chewbacca suffers a woozy spell (see James Wolcott’s blog)
Psycho spitting, licking, eating plant dirt dude in hoodie sweatshirt terrorizes the Library on Thursday afternoon
Fairly successful film shoot last Saturday as wealthy pick-pocketer wearing fur coat and hat at the Badger state winter games.
Blue candies should be BANNED! No blue M&Ms, no blue Jolly Rancher (wine candy). What are these people thinking?
Fun Perkins clown car adventure with juicy old school music, cramps and screaming.
I’m with Slate – what’s up G? with the Gatorade commercials???
Ate recalled Coop cookies, but am still alive. It’s a miracle! I still think “death by Co-op cookie” sounds like my death.
Now my “acting/film” expertise is being requested yet again to help with some cockeyed idea my friend, B, and his friend, E, have cooked up. It involved Norwegians, Nigerians, prostitutes and a bus. That’s all I can say about it.
Blago doesn't fail to entertain, does he? The theatrical lunacy continues and now Burris is screeching, "Rod, you owe me one!" uh, yeah, he does? And Oprah, "I could be senator..." uh…. and G-Rod, umm…well, this is what he told NBC, "I thought about Mandela, Dr. King and Gandhi and tried to put some perspective to all this and that is what I am doing now." Yeah, he’s now taking it to the streets of New York (must have forgotten to write down that his impeachment trial started today) and hitting the talk show circuit lookin’ for some lovin’ since the people of Illinois aren’t given him any. It just gets better and better. Can't wait for tomorrow.
The Onion had a blurb about GM auctioning off some of its cars in an effort to gain capital. It occurred to me that this might be a fruitful way for our little campus to gain some capital given continuous and annoying budget constraints. Putting my librarian skillz to work, I also discovered that people auction off all sorts of interesting things, such as virginity, college degrees and anything resembling the Virgin Mary. I’m not quite sure what our faculty would fetch in an auction given such specialized skill sets and strange hobbies (not to mention a lot of peculiarities on the social scale), but I think it’s worth a try. It is certainly a more sound idea in attempting to fix the perpetual salary compression issue than determining who gets the extra change pooped out from the vending machines on campus.
This blog is soon to be dead in the water. It may morph into something else. I'll keep you posted.