Spring Trends

What’s in:

1) Coffin chic
2) Synthetically speaking – polyester (100%)
3) Good friends
4) Emerging infectious diseases
5) Beach worthy chic gems
6) Eco inspired accessories
7) Integrity
8) Ellen Page
9) Delicate ombres
10) The wedge, strappy sandal
11) LGBTGIFQIA or PODSOI
12) Wide fishnet stockings
13) Respect
14) Viking chic

What’s out:

1) Excellence – all shapes, forms and sizes
2) The Grecian sandal
3) The appearance of being interested
4) Smoking – not again!
5) Padded bras
6) Mendaciousness
7) Hairless pussy
8) Hairless animals
9) Politics
10) Firm tofu
11) Ebola
12) Reruns of Welcome Back Kotter
13) Distress
14) Gauze skirts that smell like Patchouli