You’ve got some Clintonalia Obamaian McSplaining to do!

I’m putting the feelers out to see if I should compose – yet again – a letter to the editor for the local paper (which can be read in less than 20 seconds) supporting BO (BAD INITIALS!). I know many of you think of me as some superficial half-baked mix of fake-squad tactics and celebrity watcher whoredom, but I can actually craft a semi-serious political piece when I’m in the mood (like after booze and heroin).

Here’s the problem: I wrote a rather passionate letter to the editor when the whole domestic partnership fiasco was being voted on and those fuckers never published it, and I was annoyed. So, do I get worked up and spend time writing another letter, albeit a different topic, knowing it may not be published and knowing I’ll end up reading some crap God letter from some dip shit drunk fucker from Bancroft?

Don’t worry, I’m not gonna write a letter focusing on Obama’s cream-in-your-pants factor (well, not entirely), and I’m not going to criticize Clinton’s facial topography (BUT I MAY REMIND PEOPLE THAT SHE VOTED FOR THE WAR) or McCain’s Hanoi Hilton stint, and I’ll even give you BOs “call to hope” as corndog rhetoric, but I’m backing him and that’s my story (and I’ll throw in some real shit, like stats and shit, being the good little librarian I am).

Should I take the dive? Spend my time? Work my dime? Make it rhyme?

Switching gears
I just sent ol’ mumsy an email notification that I would be conducting an eco-audit of her house and lifestyle ways (hold on the phone is ringing………………………….it’s mumsy……………………………………………).

Mumsy’s reply to my email was, “Oh jesus! Good bye.”

Ten minutes later, new email from mumsy:

"I refuse to use washcloths for napkins and bar soap is drying and leaves serious soap scum on everything which means endless scrubbing. I agree about using cloth or other grocery bags - we just always forget them. I refuse to give up the trash bags! Don't even think about it!"

She's gonna be in for a surprise! Crazy woman.