Best excuses
Best excuse for getting out of work:
"A bird suffering from diarrhea, brought on by food poisoning, flew into my house through the chimney, swooped into my face causing a dental emergency that I had to seek permission from my probation officer to have treated."
Thanks to Mimilicious (most fashionable librarian - ever!!) for her "best excuse" for getting out of work.
This made me think today about other "best excuses" for all kinds of stuff - like best excuse for eating a cookie, buying shoes, cleaning pee, etc.
What's your "best excuse???"
posted by BibFash at 4:43 PM
3 Comments:
< try to pick out the fake excuses from the actual excuses reported to me by my students >
I was late/missed class because...
I had to attend the opening of my garage door.
I changed all the locks on my doors and couldn't get out.
I smeared peanut butter on my nut sack and tried to get my dog to like it off. He bit me so hard, I passed out from loss of blood. I just woke up.
I've been so stressed out about missing so many classes that I couldn't make it to class today. Did I miss anything important?
My roommate didn't wake me up.
I was working on the 38th level in World of Warcraft and couldn't pull myself away from the video game.
It's hunting season.
--Fred
12/07/2007
Garage door and PB covered nut sack are the fake ones?
Although, given the lame shit students come up with, I really wouldn't be surprised if these were true.
12/09/2007
Isn't there a nicer term for that part of the body than "nut sack?"
-N
12/10/2007
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