Super double extra credit

Thanks VS for sending this. I am SO DIGGING the idea of a party like this in our neck of the backwoods. The party idea is Dan Levenson's (Brooklyn - of course), but man I'd pay this guy for his idea. Who's in????

Here's my template version...

What: The All-Smoking Art Opening – Sponsored by ?
When: ONE NIGHT ONLY -- 9:00pm – ?
Where: TBA

This special event will feature more than 100 smoking intellectuals and artistic types perusing an exhibition of all-black artworks (I'm showing a Bootleg "DB"). If you missed out on Paris in the 1920s, this is your big chance, and maybe your last chance, as the coming ice age of mediocrity, blandness and uniformity descends permanently on SP’s “cultural landscape.”

Visitors are encouraged to wear dark-colored clothing and chic eye or foot wear. Extra credit for carrying a book of poetry, philosophy or modernist literature. Super extra credit if this book is written in a language other than English. Super double extra credit if you and a friend can discuss this book in that language.

Free cigarettes will be available for smokers, provided courtesy of Tobacco Outlet. Non-smokers are grudgingly welcome, but stay out of our way.

The event will be broadcast live over the internet.