Magic Lady
Where is the love.....
You said you'd give to me
Soon as you were free
Will it ever be
Where is the looovvve?...
The closer I get to you
The more you'll make me see
By giving me all you've got
Your love has captured me...
I survived the 11-hour trip home with the help of that smooth, soulful singer - Roberta Flack. Man, that woman can croon. 11 hours straight I listened to the best of. Crazy!
I came home to a broken computer and another dead bat in the basement. Luckily, good ol' mom got rid of the live one. These bats are just a big super headache. Bat fuckers.
I'll report more on my sailing trip and some trends you should all be aware of in a bit.
posted by BibFash at 1:02 PM
6 Comments:
Dr. BF, I'm hoping your tips are fashion ones. I've been watching back-to-back episodes of What Not To Wear, and the result is that I now believe I need things like structured shirts and jackets, pants that flow away from the body, pointy shoes. I'm even willing to develop a relationship with my tailor. (I will be taking every item to the tailor.) I don't have $5000 to spend and there are no decent clothing stores in Central Wisconsin. Or are there? What are some good basic items I should start with? Or should I just skip this scary project and head over to Target for more knits and message tees?
8/24/2007
As a rubenesque, zaftig and compact lil' dynamo (or so I like to fancy meself on a clear day, seeing forever), I would also appreciate some sartorial tips. What should I wear to flatter my swelling bosom, ample hips and crazy junkytrunky ass?
So, she says plaintively...can you help me and Other N (despite the fact we're clearly on both ends of the spectrum here--save for our loveliness : )
Oh, can you, can you, can you?
Time to go to Target.
Shatty Shat
8/24/2007
My goodness! Look at all the fashion conundrums going on around town. I'm more than eager to help, but I'll have to think about some solutions first. However, I have one immediate response for both of you: DO NOT SHOP FOR YOUR CLOTHES AT TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This entire town buys their clothes at Target. Do you want to show up to a party where everyone is wearing the same god damn thing? No, you don't. Target is good for paper towels and detergent. Occassionally, an article of clothing may be purchased, but only under very careful consideration. So, just sit tight and I'll get back to you with some sound advice.
8/24/2007
It happened. Just last night. I showed up to Fred and Ginger's party wearing the same Target shirt as our hostess. At first I was glad you weren't there to amplify the horror of my humiliation, but maybe if you'd been there it would have lit a fire under your ass to solve my fashion conundrum. All I need is for you to tell me where to shop and what essential items I should focus on for now. Also, name some dates and times you're available to accompany me.
Thanks!
8/27/2007
Man alive, I'm glad I wasn't at that shindig with you people wearing matching Target shirts!?!?!?! See? What did I tell you???? Keep sitting tight. I've started my list of current trends and things to consider, and I'll bring my calendar - and my personal style survey - for you next time I see you.
8/29/2007
I happen to think that tight, stretchy grey t-shirts are quite attractive... Are you with me, D?
Hot is hot... ain't no humiliation involved in the situation.
--Fred
8/29/2007
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