Bad Additions

Well, here it is. The third installment of the lists – Bad Additions. A big shout out to JD, Fred & Ginger, and M for helping me.

- Affirmative action policy to the KKK organizational handbook
- A new character that is a cute child to a sitcom that's been on a few years
- Curry flavoring to condoms
- A mariachi band to a wake or funeral
- A toupee is always a bad addition
- Daisy dukes to any fat woman's or man’s wardrobe
- Perverted sugar plum dance music to an evening of church bells
- Pepto Bismal to Chili
- Wine to Jell-O Shots
- Wheel spinners to a Pinto
- OJ to MGD (no, not the Ford Explorer OJ)
- Tarragon or Fennel to hamburger patties
- Peach Schnapps to Pink Lemonade
- Co2 tank for a keg attached to a car
- Jalapeños to Astro Glide
- Golden Retriever to Golden Showers
- Gefalte fish to anything
- Camouflage baseball cap to ballroom dance lessons
- Abstinence to sex ed classes
- Huey Lewis to the new superband “Supernova”