Comedy porn

"Cute teen interracial pigtailed cheerleader"

This was the subject heading of an email I got today. I didn’t open it, but I was tempted. I think a short story, or at least a film short could be built around this. Lots of potential. I’m sure my friend Johnny Depth could make something out of this. I wonder if there is a genre called “comedy porn.”

My friend H came up with a new word that I’m going to incorporate as my favorite word of the week:

Ubercosmouniverse

Pretty cool, eh?

My toilet overflowed last night right around midnight. What a bloody mess. It seems that every time the German leaves town, some type of smallish disaster occurs. I’m not sure what to make out of this. The last time he was gone, a bat the size of a tyrannosaurus rex flew right into my damn shoulder. It was like some sick and spooked out horror movie of all time. I nearly fainted. Really, I did. Now I sound like Holden Caufield. It’s time for bed.