Zufullige Gedanken und Fragen

1. Is it inappropriate to say that you “cream in your pants” for a certain senator whose name sounds like “rock and lama?”
2. Do you think moon boots are cool again (were they cool to being with?)?
3. Do you remember the “Just Pants” store from the 1970s?
4. Do you wish your first name started with the letters “schm” ?
5. Do you think pipefitters tell a lot of bad sex jokes?
6. Do you think gauchos (or culottes) are out?
7. Is it inappropriate to stick a letter opener down someone’s exposed butt crack in the reference room of a library?
8. Do you think veggie wraps are super duper boring unless they have cream cheese in them?
9. Which is stranger: owning a Cabbage Patch doll or a Vanilla Ice doll?
10. Is it a bad idea to drink a bunch of red wine and then a bunch of Baileys on the rocks?
11. Do you think most Greek waiters at Greek restaurants are pretty cute?
12. Do you think a super slick platform burgundy pump works with texturized black tights and a short skirt?
13. If you were in an elevator with Isabella Rosellini would you say anything to her?
14. Would you eat cheese that was the flavor of chicken soup?
15. Would you ever mix French burnt peanuts with gummi worms, sour cherries and nerds in one bulk candy bag?