The Drooler

The Drooler was back today. He's here everyday in the same outfit with the same strange bodily noises that make you cringe. Too bad they didn't teach us some basic psych and social services classes in library school. Sometimes I feel like I'm a combination bartender, social worker and librarian. A strange combo.

I have the ugliest outfit on today. A bizarro floral like medieval looking puffy shirt with jeans that smell like dog and supremely ugly Rockport sandals that border on orthopedic. I've got to get a fashion life before I hurl just looking at myself.